Thursday, May 15, 2008
So, Akin and Ian came by. I was supposed to meet 'em up by eight but I was hinder due to my weekly recitin' of the Al-Quran. They were shocked as to see me all covered up from head to toe unlike the normal time whereby they usually see me in my three quaters pants, t-shirts, skirts and whatnots. Akin said it was kinda weird lookin' at me covered up. Jeez, I've got to do what I've got to do, no?
So when the threesome meet for every random meet up, you would expect,
- Dirty jokes,
- Dirty secrets,
-Dirty laughters,
-Dirty touch,
-Dirty talks,
and whatever and anything that has got to do with dirty. That how we are, or rather, they are. People, next time, we should chill over at Ralv's ok? Ralv should be feelin' left out now man. We've been chillin' at our area for ages now. It's time to go foursomeeeeeeeeee!
Oh yea, talkin' bout Ralvin. I recieved somethin' deep from the heart. Ralvin gave me my waaaaaaay belated birthday present. It's a small reggae doll ! Extremely small that is. A size of a keychain perhaps ?
So cute ! I would post the picture up sooooonest, for I'm in sucha lazy state to take my fone dilly dally and take the picture then dilly dally again to load it up and must wait for the dilly dally blogger to upload. Sheesh, just the thought of it makes me lazy as it is.
Anyho, I love it soooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! very the much. Thank you so so sOOoOOoOOOO much ya! I really apperciate it. I don't care if it's waaaayy belated or somethin'. Really ah, thanks! I don't know where to hang it though! Heh. You'll get somethin' from me come August, promise!
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Just the other night , I made a police call. Apparently , some banglas and teenage Tamil boys were physically fightin'. They actually held on to woods to beat up one of the Tamil boys. Sheesh, that really spark the Tamil boys anger. I swear, I could clearly and vividly remembered this particular topless Tamil teenage fella screamed ( mind you , my unit is on the third floor )
Tamil topless fella : KANINA CIBAI !YOU BEAT MY FRIEND AH! You beat! ( Insert some Indian words ) ( and swing the wood towards the bangla face ).
The banglas chickened out! I swear they did. Except for one though. This one is super idiotic. It's clear enough that the tamil topless fella will swing his wood anytime soon if ever any one of the bangla dare to beat his friend up again ( later I found out that the Bangla attacked one of the boys first; for whatever reason, aint sure myself. Then one of the tamil friend kanching spider called their friends and ZOOOM! They came down like lightin' strike bodoh , so ya, apparently, the bangla have already beaten up the fella and the friend escaped ).
I am not angry with the fight, weird rite ? I enjoyed it actually. Ok, in between the screamin' and shoutin' and pushin' , I phoned.
Do you know how long it takes for our SINGAPORE POLICE MEN TO COME AND SETTLE THE DAMN FIGHT ? ( here comes why I'm super angry)
IT TOOK 'em TWENTY MINTUES FOR GOD's SAKE!! CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED ?! OMG! I was so frustrated! I mean, jeez, I wasn't sidin' anyone here alright. But twenty mintues to come and get statement ? You might never know what would happened, yes ? Thank god they managed to cool down ( not really lah, the Tamil fellas still spout vulgarities as they been pulled away by their other cool friends ).
TWENTY MINTUES! Crazy! If one of the fella were to be stabbed, there's no one else to be blamed, is there?
Our police HEADQUATERS is just couple of blocks away. Three freakin' blocks away to be exact. And they steadly with cool head get out from the car, walked slowly, looked around. I was flamin' man! SO EFFECTIVE AH !! LOW CRIME MY HEAD LOH!
No wonder the ''escape'' of mas selamat.
( insert typical Singaporean voice ) Singaporean: Ehk, what telah happened to mas selamat man ? GOt find one meh ? Aiya, singapore like that one mah, say say only, never do! CHET!
Ehk, I agree with you ah typical Singaporean.
Whatever happened to your condusive peaceful island man ? No wonder we have thousands annually that ''run'' way from Singapore.
GOD! PEOPLE MIRGATE, ok ?
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That come off easy.
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... freedom of speech, my way
